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Who wants to tell him

The Donald doesn’t have time to write down his own words. One of his employees, not a smart one, because some of these people are very much not smart, but one of them, the dumb ones, wrote this. And even if they didn’t so what? A lot has changed in 3 years. England left Scotland and the EU left Europe and that was all

I just need to say that OH GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 20 YEARS TO GET MY READING COMPREHENSION MERIT BADGE AND FINALLY GOT IT.

Little Lady Mormant is SUCH a badass

Lady Mormont is everything

*ahem* Notorious RBG

So the same Republicans who want to repeal the ACA and focus on controlling health care costs are making a simple, safe procedure more difficult, complicated and expensive. I am sick to death of their hypocrisy. They claim government is too intrusive, but it has the right to tell my wife, daughters, and, when they

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Jesus, please don't do that.

Gosh for a sec there I really thought you were talking about the US. What’s up with the voluntary ignorance of our countries?

In the U.S., we are watching Trump. I empathize.

Not until after a year of cutting ribbons at local gun shops and meat product emporiums.

I am not going to get any work done for the rest of the day, am I...

Firmly believing that the entire Gawker Media empire was brought into existence specifically so this moment could happen. This is fantastic. BRING ON THE AMBITIOUS CORNDOGS, Y’ALL.

This is the best thing that has ever happened in the known universe, space, and time. Ever.