Well, poor people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Nothing was given to my family and they were still able to make it. /s

It’s when you become aware that you DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN.

Nah, there have been a couple of better ones from Anna recently. I do like this one, however.

When I saw the first trailer I told my husband, “if she’s the jedi I’m going to cry right there in the theater.” And I did.

I FaceTimed with my 5 year old nephew after he saw the movie, and he said “I want to have the Force and fight like Rey!!” Seeing him idolize a female character in a sci-fi action movie literally melted my heart into 100 tiny feminist pieces.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.

Oh honey, you’re the one who’s not good at science. When I miscarried at 6 weeks, all it was was a heavy period. So yes, all I used was tampons and pads. Would I have to bury my maxi pads?

FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.

As someone suggested in the last Jez story on this topic, maybe it’s time to start sending these legislators used pads and tampons, because embryonic tissue.

Bootstraps and think of this mans reputation. Sooo... B+ overall

I give up.

Carrie Fisher retweeted one of my photographs. I nearly had to be resuscitated.

Those are metaphors, randilyn

They’re called Conservative Cookies, dude. Get with the program.

Every day I wake up and I’m not Mrs. Oscar Isaac and it’s sad.

She would be exhausting as a friend I think., but if you have to be codependent with someone, at least you’d be entertained and know all kinds of dirt.

I am in line to be Carrie Fishers friend. call me girl! Does Gina R have some sort of Millennium Falcon clutch because I gotta have that!!!

Oh for fucks sake. This is so goddamn martyrifically stupid...

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?