I am seriously researching and contemplating a move to Canada. If there are any American’s that have made the move that could provide insight on the largest differences and hurdles, I’d be interested in hear them.

My brain feels like this.

Given their statement, it sounds like the administration at UT will consider this trespassing and enforce accordingly.

Or just being down with the idea of gambling my entire financial future on another person who could leave/die/get fired at any time and leave me with out of date skills and no references.

I think it’s more likely that his team went to him and was like, “Listen, man, we talked about it and we think you should just shut up for a while if you want to keep this thing going.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? How can that even be a legal requirement? Fuck these old white men so fucking hard with a rusty chain saw. I hope they all come back as women in Saudi Arabia. Lower class women.

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

Do they all look the same?

Can we also get a silent dentist’s chair? I don’t want to talk about the one fact you always remember about me from our bi yearly visits. I don’t want to try to answer your question with your hands in my mouth and drool dripping down my chin. I truly don’t care about your children or my flossing habits or the last…

Not to mention that the officer who was killed was himself a devout Christian who was not in favor of abortion, but he did his job and gave his life trying to protect the people in that clinic, because that’s part of being a fucking professional.

This country fucking scares me.

Does this mean there won’t be a sequel?

My ovaries muffle the sound.

Can we discuss the fact that this is exponentially better than the Ben Carson rap and he wasn’t even trying?

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

I am almost 46 with three kids and I would hurl myself off a cliff in short order if I found out I were pregnant again.

Yea, if you can’t see the bow from space, it’s not good enough. ESPECIALLY in Texas.