Have you heard when they are thinking of changing to Kinja?

Or drop a nuke wherever that person considers home.

They do.
With the same dread characters in the Friday the 13th movies ask, "Where's Jason?"

He's BrundleFly right before his skin starts dropping off

Barstools ARE tricky.

MREs are MRA's favorite currency

He's only part of the equation.
His daughter Bekkah Mercer is the real muscle.

Tell me do you think it'd be all right
If I could just molt here tonight
You can see I'm in no shape for driving

Even in his current state, Tip O'Neil looks healthier and more alive than Bannon.

I had forgotten bile came in such a rainbow of colors!

Or use a Chick Tract in lieu of a Bible.

He's two turntables and a microphone short of
two turntables and a microphone

They could merge it with another popular topic and call it:
PWRPT PWRBTTM

As long as we have delicious
Spicy Skittles®, nothing else matters

The only way to hold the audience's attention is to wear the sacred rumpled shirt of self-deprecation and nothing below the waist.

Steve Martin should have used those as subtitles in his song

I feel like that soda machine.

Whoops!

Copy of A… is a great song.

Conform or be cast out!