I've experienced a few malls over the years that did that. It's always a surreal experience.

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Duel!

"The guilty will be dammed!"

Hey, whoa there!
If it weren't for incestuous cousins, I'd have never been born.

Thanks O'Jackie!

Mine keeps saying, "Crikey! That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."

Fallout from leaving the Paris Accord.

I only clap for the Wolfman
because he gonna rate my record high

He's only 43?!
He easily looks mid-50s.

I think you are overstating it.
Seth Meyers tan wasn't THAT good.

I already miss our being a global hegemon 🙁

That's MJ's nose alright.

BOO many mis-SPELL-ed words!

Quite the slippery slope it is.

Agreed.
Sandwich circumcision is the way to go.

Now there's honey involved?!

Mmmmmm. Cocoa back rubs…… 😍

I'm staying with my Blackberry Curve.

That's what vampires say too!