Is it weird that in my head my dog sounds like an imaginary little girl named Putter?

🤔
That's so crazy…it might just work!

Five?
We're going to have to reduce you to two positions.
Budgetary reasons.
You know how it is.

Comrade BreitBot!

He probably is.

Because it was prophesied in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!
Or Chick Tracts.
Or Mallard Fillmore.
Probably all three.

Trump's weird handshake always makes me think of a broken
AI trying and failing to emulate humsn behavior

This is exactly the plot to the book I'm writing: "The .srt of the Deal"

It's even more effective when you do it without a watch.

Get a reverse mohawk. Like the lead singer of the Prodigy used to have.

🎼New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about Pop Rivets
Talk about, Pop Rivets
Talk about, pop Rivets
Pop pop Pop Rivets
Pop pop pop Rivets 🎶

That's also an accurate description of zombies

I smell a country song in the making.

Those Wi-Fi tractors are the only way children of the corn can access Pørn Hub.

I remember the Spice Girls singing about it on their concept album

I wouldn't have thought this show would require knowing Mandarin.

*speaking through Nepal's open wrists*

Such a coy name for a restaurant

Free your mind (from the trap) and the rest will follow

Give him a chance