Remind him prophets are people too.

It's refreshing that in this age of torrents and streaming, Siri Lanka is able to keep their traditions alive.

Peter likes to dress like Hugh Hefner around Aunt May.

This is what happens when you let the alien symbiote create your movie poster.
Or the Sony design department. They're essentially a single organism now.

Le-more or le-less

Flap 'em loud! Flap 'em proud!

Well, that DOES sound rather fun! 👍🌞

I'm Irish too!

You're thinking of Anna Nicole Smith

Me too and I'm a 28 year old man!

Like the bullet that killed JFK.

Geez! How about a spoiler alert next time?

You just upped the stakes!

Not for less than 3 skooshes

Voodoo economics!

Somebody needs to hold a puppy for a while

Vaudeville 4—ever!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

If you are traveling through the Southwest, sometimes gas stations like that are your only option for gas. But for food? Best to stay hungry.

Okay, fine. From now on you only have to cut them in half.