Millennial hipsters.
They only wear artisan hand sculpted hard contacts.

Must kill vodka

In some larger venues, being in the mosh pit is the only way you can see the stage act without binoculars or paying $400 for premium seating.

I hear what you are saying.
Put me and the missus down as Yes-es for a HellBoy sequel.

In other words the song will make its way… Outside!

Poe wants to blow him…away

I'm sure Irish will be the new black again if Trump and his ilk run out of brown people to persecute

You'd be a sick freak NOT to ship Mick & Sabrina

Or you could just spend $5 and buy the app

The 90s show American Gothic aired it's episodes out of order and released them in DVD the same way. It's hassle to try to watch them in the right sequence

For want of a nail…

I think one reason his suits don't fit well is he wants the sleeves extra long to hide his hands.

Her singing voice always blows me away.

Great idea. I tried Trump-ifing some of the lyrics. But picturing that 70 year old predo singing it, is just icky

Noam totally stole that line from Ricky Coogan's imaginary daughter

He's the bee's knees. Or rather his hands are. In that both are teeny-tiny.

There may even be a Jeff

I seed what you did there

Get a load of Mr. Optimism over here, thinking there's going to be a future!

Art. That's what your snark is - pure art.