Geez, Aimee! Keep it down, now.
Voices carry, y'know?

It was their own fault for leaving the "sheep party" program running in the holodeck.

I say we take off and nuke the entire couch from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Weekend At Baphomet's

Unless you are the bag.

"I'm getting too old for this Shkreli" - 💩

In a world of LiLo's, J-Laws, J-Lo's, and K-Stews, Han-Fan seems like name made for headlines. Of course Da-Fan works too.

It's also a sign you're a witch. Good Christians drown.

“It's funny, because nothing matters anymore” - Stephen Colbert on Trump's nuclear plan.

That shampoo you like is going to come back in style

David Spade is…
The Buh-bye Man!

No one cheers when I yell "I'm in!"

More Randians should play BioShock

🎼You know I wish that I had Jesse's gir-rr-rl 🎶

Being both a Gen-X and grumpy, I totally agree with Trent.

And his opinion will be uploaded to iPhones whether you want it or not.

If Jessica hadn't killed Kilgrave, he'd totally have them doing that Forever.

Yes. Please. And Thank you.

But if you add blue in there with the white, you start getting in to Jewish and Odin holiday colors. No Real Murkin® would let that happen.

Proof: Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical