@acceptablerisk: I remember, one time when I was in university, I took a jar of coins to the bank. The teller greeted me with "Can I help you?" After seeing my big jar, she said, under her breath, "I'm sorry I asked."

@acceptablerisk: I remember, one time when I was in university, I took a jar of coins to the bank. The teller greeted me with "Can I help you?" After seeing my big jar, she said, under her breath, "I'm sorry I asked."

I thought eating before you go to bed makes you fat was a myth:

Lifehacker showed me how to procrastinate:

@Bandit: I used to like them before, when they were Ofoto.

Do you plan to say two thousand ten or twenty ten?

What do you guys think of broadband choke points?

@SeraphX2: Lifehacker had a post about sending the person to [justfuckinggoogleit.com], but I prefer this: [tinyurl.com]

@jupiterthunder: It's not only information about where you went to high school or what you did on Saturday, but they also have access to you pictures.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is coming for the PC? Yeah!

@shane10101: I always thought that "thanks" when they don't really have anything to thank the recipient for, meant "thanks for reading this email"