I was going to post that she sells some snake oil shit, but I didn’t want to be too negative. Cute kids though!

I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”

She does not pander. That’s for sure.

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.

Jane is incorrect that there is nothing you can do about the badmouthing of you to your daughter. Some states codify protections against this specific behavior (there is a term for it in the family law world, which escapes me at the moment) because it is extremely harmful to kids. SPEAK UP. Make sure your attorney…

It’s amazing that he’s got more money than I’ll make in my entire life, and he still has no idea how to buy clothes. His true calling is working in a Ford plant, chainsmoking Marlboro Reds, and driving a rusted out Chevy Cavalier filled with empty Mickey’s cans

She was kind of the worst part of gossip girl though.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

There’s a woman I went to school with who posted a status update about a year ago that she had finally fulfilled her lifelong dream, one that she had nurtured throughout her childhood in an incredibly poor African country. That dream? To go to a service at Lakewood fucking Church. The top of my head blew clear off

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

I was listening to a podcast about a year ago called The X-X-Files and they were commenting on how in the last 20 or so years there was a boom of women going into criminal investigations and forensics and they had a bunch of fan emails from female listeners basically saying “Dana Scully got me interested in being a…

I went into paleobotany because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park.

Look what you made Kim do.

M. Ciccone?

I’ve lived in NYC on-and-off my whole life, living in the UK, Syracuse, Seattle, San Jose, Atlanta, Austin, even Birmingham, AL (deservedly at the bottom of the list), and I can tell you unequivocally that you will find more random acts of kindness in the Big Apple than almost anywhere on the planet. I am not joking.…

You’d think all the money Texas saves by banning abortions, keep transsexuals out of bathrooms, and making sure you can walk into TGIFridays with you AR-15, they would have enough money to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

I have nothing to say about this video. I am ridiculously excited for the new Taylor Swift single that is coming out today. I hate myself.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.