I’m so glad y’all got in touch with Alice M/ u/Ebbie45 for this post. That woman is a goddamn national treasure and has probably saved literally hundreds of lives via reddit. 

This is the best thing you’ve ever written on Jezebel. Please stop writing about celebrities – you’re bad at it. Please stop writing about sex – you’re bad it. Please keep writing about your own life and about disenfranchisement and society – this is really good.

On top of my ex? He hated showering so only did it once or twice a month. He liked it when I would lightly scratch his back (not as part of sex, just as a relaxing thing) and I would end up with gunk under my nails afterward. My explanation is I was... going through a lot.

I’m not sure about that.... She might misstep here and there, but she’s an excellent songwriter. Some of the things she wrote at just 16 are incredible.

Mine is surprisingly chill about my howling, barking, obnoxious cat. He calls him Gary and I die laughing every time because he does sound exactly like the snail from SpongeBob.

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

When I worked at Starbucks, we had a customer who ordered a triple shot, every single day. Eventually, I asked her if it bothered her heart at all. She stopped tipping me. Sometimes, customers asked me what my favorite coffee was, to which I honestly answered, “Hot chocolate.” I don’t like coffee. I didn’t get many…

“[her] head suddenly whipped back, causing her body to move backwards as well, as she felt a hot sensation rise from her stomach, into her chest and then into her throat that she was unable to control. [...] Her head came forward while vomit filled her mouth, and [she] began vomiting profusely.” The situation…

Normani is a fantastic dancer and I’m so excited about this video. The choreography is SICK.

Look, I was having a bad day. Give me a break, will you?

That’s central new york.  

You know, she has PTSD. She’s been open about it. So maybe we can stop making fun of her crying? Because difficulty regulating emotions is a symptom. It’s really not OK to be flippant about it in a society that often treats people with mental illness as less than human. Thanks.

true, Burger King has made me question my will to live on more than one occasion. 

She actually sounds mature and self-aware....dont understand where the hate in the comments comes from. Shes a good artist who puts out catchy pop songs, i like her

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

Yeah, you may have wanted to keep that comment in your head because you come off sounding condescending as hell, and this just makes you look like a goon.

The complaint says that the studio failed to provide security measures or have operational security cameras even though they knew that numerous criminal incidents had occurred on the premises.  That’s negligence, and that’s why they’re getting sued.

There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”