You make a living by figuring out which economy car New Yorkers should buy? Who are these clients? What kind of job is that? People come to your office and say, “I can’t decide whether to buy a Kia Rio or a Mazda 3.” And you ask a few questions and say, “Let me run the numbers. Come back in a week and I’ll have a…

Somewhere in a tony suburb of Chicago, Kristin Cavallari is trembling, nails digging into her palms, as rage builds within her breast.

I thought the red cups were meant to represent the blood of the saviour. Guess not, huh?

I wonder. Did they name him Lemon because, like the CNN anchor, despite the afro hairdo he’s obviously white?

How much do you suppose someone like Scott Disick gets for one of these Instagram commercials?

That bald dude is a dancing machine!!

But the A-Team van doesn’t have a name and the whole point is a name for the van. How do you know the A-Team van isn’t named Scooby?

"A Victoria's Secret manager did a Reddit Ask Me Anything about what happens to returned merchandise."

It looks like a goddamn Johnny Cab to me. Ugh!

I carried on an affair for over a year where our only opportunities to sleep over were at marathons that we traveled to without our families. We had multiple encounters before and immediately after running hard marathons, including Boston in 2013 and our Boston qualifier. I can assure you that both men and women can…

I'll bet I know who he got that one BEST HOST vote from.

Why don't they just charge $145 for a large fries?

Tonga sent both their canoes!

Did you see her contract? She's probably also obligated not to discuss the terms of her contract with the press. It's a nice story, though, that she just felt like getting out there. I doubt it.

She is probably contractually obligated to race to defend her title by her sponsors.

It's hard to believe that Stockholm Sweden can't host the winter Olympics in existing facilities. They invented skiing, after all. It would make a fantastic statement to the world if they held the games and didn't spend any extra money.

You can see the photos (fotos?) at www.marathonfoto.com. It's interesting to note that the only photos of anyone crossing the finish line are of the woman who (apparently) owned the original, legitimate bib.

"...glamorous costumes and showmanship in figure skating,"

Wool socks. I have dozens. Smartwool, DarnTough, marino, you name it. Short ones for running and tall ones for everyday. They keep your feet warm even when they're wet. Wool socks are a miracle. Also, I'm a man.

Wool socks. I have dozens. Smartwool, DarnTough, marino, you name it. Short ones for running and tall ones for everyday. They keep your feet warm even when they're wet. Wool socks are a miracle. Also, I'm a man.