First line of defense?

What part of “Equally important is to know that your car is a far more powerful tool than any gun, and you can use it to escape most harmful situations” did you choose to ignore?

Carrying a gun doesn’t mean relying on it as the first or only tool to use. That was the point of my original comment.

I’m 6'3" and I fit in supercars just fine, stop being a bitch.

Cars and plane rides are pretty much the one place where normal sized folks have a real life advantage so pardon us if we don’t really feel that bad. Well, we live longer too I suppose.

Who told you to be 6’5” NOT ME

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

But I only need Illustrator and the .50 cal, why do I need to subscribe to the whole military industrial complex?

Let’s throw in micro transactions for different camos.

Great idea! Maybe we can even set up a crowdfunding platform like Patreon to revitalize the good ‘ol Soviet village tank-share system.

Yes, co-branded with Adobe. If you buy a tank, you can get Adobe’s cloud license at a discount. Adobe with throw in free tank paint layout templates, so you can customize your tank camo. Premium, barrel and turret templates will still cost extra, but if purchase a full year subscription, they will be discounted 10%.

Come on DoD, it’s time to move to a cloud based license model.

Yeah but they all had to be bought back. #dieseltankgate

Pfft, and let the French and Russians overtake us as top sellers of arms to other countries? Gotta stay at #1, amirite?

Come on DoD, it’s time to move to a cloud based license model. When you sell tanks, planes or AA artillery to a despot, use a license subscription model. Unless they keep the license up to date, we terminate their ability to use the equipment. Nothing splashy just a basic control circuit that renders the equipment…

Or, you know, we could just not flood the world with massive amounts of incredibly powerful weapons with barely any accountability, planning or overall strategy?

This is why I subscribe to the ‘factory outlet’ theory of selling weapons: keep the good stuff to ourselves and sell cheaper, purpose-made, inferior stuff to everyone else.

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

Do you have to be a dick? Just tell him or don’t respond. While I am assuming they are the carbon flash, I can’t tell off the configurator the difference between the two and I am not colorblind.

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