Oh, come on, the Roadster has about as much of a chance for hitting a planet as a Mustang does for avoiding a crowd at Cars And Coffee.

So you make about $200k then?

Ha. And I’m enjoying the ever-looming threat of being unable to afford a life-saving medication in the near future because of rollbacks of healthcare subsidies as soon as I can’t be on my parent’s insurance and can’t get coverage of my own due to a pre existing condition. But yeah, I’m sure glad it’s all gonna…

I’m certainly enjoying the deteriorating infrastructure! (and I’m not seeing anywhere near $400 a month extra in the paycheck)

FIFY:

If that really bothers you, maybe you have too much time on your hands.

Raccoons ain’t stupid enough to want to become like humans.

easy on the HH stuff here my man.

Take that shirtless photo down or he’ll sue this website into oblivion.

I struggle with this one a little bit, but do you think the demographic of the typical buyer is a reason not to purchase a vehicle? The C6 ‘Vette is a pretty nice vehicle. I thought the Slingshot was a hoot to drive. Neither car is exactly “for me,” but I still got my Wrangler in spite of the fact that I don’t relate…

Meters? Why would anyone use such a measurement? We measure things three ways:

Busted!!

Vaudevillians on Velocipedes quaffing Vermouth.

Well, we obviously can’t justify spending hundreds of billions of dollars on the NEXT design if we don’t retire the (perfectly adequate) current one, can we?

A Carl Sagan GIF?

That we are

I just assumed it was the name of the first panda to ever race a Top Fuel dragster.

I thought Predator only hunted in tropical jungles?

Maybe because they expect their constitutional rights would be upheld.

Because you as the driver can have prostitutes on both sides. It’s like a reverse skiing situation.