I’m gonna pass. Mostly because of the automatic transmission and fried-egg headlights, but also the fact that I can’t afford it.

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

Every fucking morning it is a different lawn guy at a different house.

HOW ARE THEY JUST REALIZING THIS? The noise pollution in our society is totally out of control. Just another reason the ICE needs to be retired.

Came here to make sure this was said.

IDK enough about supercharging to know if that’s true or not but it sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

Reverse cowboy

Shhhh he said something negative about Tesla and we just can’t have any of that now can we!

25% less power, but 100% less horseshit.

This right here. Performance brakes tend to squeal, but generally their advantages aren’t really manifested unless you get your brakes really hot. For the vast majority of drivers, the extra heat capacity of the pads isn’t worth the trade off of squealing. However, if the extra heat capacity matters to you, it is way…

Mitsubishi has been circling the drain since 2004. They are like a lighter than water turd that just won’t flush.

That looks like a scale-model.

But I would be all about a miniature Eldorado Biarritz

Look at this! I mean they’ve done such a good job hiding the Miata’s identity you can’t even tell it’s a car anymore!

It’s cute that people who support a man who openly bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, trying to fuck married women, and how he could shoot someone in the street without any repercussions are bent out of shape over a museum not sticking to the highest standard of class.

I wanna rot for a few weeks, so I’m good & bloated. Then I wanna get launched out of a cannon at my neighbor’s house with the fucking dog they let bark all goddamn night.

I honestly don’t want to be embalmed at all. Let me decompose naturally. Hell, if it were legal I’d say leave me out in the woods for a while and let the scavengers have their way. Sadly I don’t think body farms are a possibility in Canada.

I’m sure some of these unfortunate people suffered radial fractures as a result of Goodyear’s aggressive cover up and spinning of the story. I think they should always remember not to tread on their customer. They’ll just have to tighten their belts and lay down some settlement money before public sentiment goes flat…

For fuck’s sake they still haven’t returned Time Bandits. It’s been three weeks!

Labrador retrievers?

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...