I’m sure some of these unfortunate people suffered radial fractures as a result of Goodyear’s aggressive cover up and spinning of the story. I think they should always remember not to tread on their customer. They’ll just have to tighten their belts and lay down some settlement money before public sentiment goes flat…

Labrador retrievers?

I don’t think they’re going to be inclined to spend the money...

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

I particularly like “But then I found Fuel Shark Saver and now my gas mileage is a lot less.”

Those testimonials are comedy gold. “Sometimes the electrical systems was making me tricks”

I like this

I’m assuming it powered by ICE?

I think the biggest misconception people have about getting into space is the idea that you go upward until gravity just, kinda switches off, and then you’re in space and you float around until you decide to come back down.

I was going to get one but reading this I’m wondering if I need something more exclusive like a 03 Ford Focus.

♪ “Let it gooooooo, let it goooooo!” ♪

Frozen 2: Johnson Control kidnaps and tortures Elsa to obtain her thernodynamics-defying HVAC technology.

My kids love that movie.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

I’m amazed. I also bet that there are at least 1.5 people involved with that website who would love to change it, but I’m guessing that the userbase are all stubborn old assholes who are terrified of change to the point of writing strongly worded physical letters every time there’s a new font

Why do New Yorkers assume that everyone else gives a shit about their city?

I hope you realize that 99% of the driving public in the US and elsewhere don’t give a flying $hit about driving in New York city. It has no relevance to anyone more than 100 miles beyond New York. You know, where the rest of us live.

Think that was optional.

I thought the Hawaii edition came with one red door.

And, it came in a special Hawaii Edition.