“Um, I’m sorry, you said there was a hole and somebody went out?”

So you’re not purchasing the music with the game? What?

We had to get a kitchen up there first, duh.

Thanks-a-fuckin’-lot, Debbie-fuckin-downer!

Fucking piece of shit should be shot in the face along with televangelists.

Leather is a renewable/biodegradable resource, unlike alcantara which essentially has non-biodegradable plastic molecules in it. You’re not helping the Earth by buying that crap. The cows will die anyway and leather could be harvested from them at that point if that makes you feel any better.

I wonder how many men of the time were quick to abstain from electric starters because “it made them less of a man,” or they just truly thought the old way was the “purist form” like people with manuals and ICE today.

Badass.

*Sings*

Jesus, Fuck, fuck off and die. The world does not need douches defending douches.

Every time they have to download an update, make the interface real sketchy so they have to wonder whether or not it’s a virus.

But then they’ll know how to make it themselves. It’s better to retain the ability to cut off their supply.

The title of whatever this is fractures my mind. Hope you enjoyed that sentence as much as I enjoyed reading that headline.

Makes sense. They still waste time whorshipping “royalty” over there. Although, I’d take the Queen over the American Douche Nozzle Donnie any day.

Nah, that would be Challengers.

Has nobody queued this yet?

I can’t believe I made it to 2:01 before turning that off. Maybe I shouldn’t get this high.

Sadly, my warped mind could only think about Slender Man. He could do a lot of Sci-Fi screen work. Make bank as a practical effect.

But then as the driver is crashing into the back of another car, the halo blows off and the car crushes the driver’s head.

I know what I’m making for dinner tonight.