Nah, that would be Challengers.

Has nobody queued this yet?

I can’t believe I made it to 2:01 before turning that off. Maybe I shouldn’t get this high.

Damn. That slide fire video was the gayest video I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen footage of a man shoulder-deep inside another man.

Sadly, my warped mind could only think about Slender Man. He could do a lot of Sci-Fi screen work. Make bank as a practical effect.

But then as the driver is crashing into the back of another car, the halo blows off and the car crushes the driver’s head.

I know what I’m making for dinner tonight.

Not enough rooms.

Happy trails, little Tardigrades. May the upholstery nourish you for the duration of your million years voyage.

I wouldn’t say he’s the world’s luckiest rider.

“He held out a creamy folder, hands shaking slightly. ‘Stop shaking,’ I snapped. ‘Your fear is tacky.’”

Yea. Keep perpetuating conflict. That works.

Reading that as asspark.

All they need to do is make the camera record landscape from the comfortably held vertical position. Set it to default for the jackass populace.

I wonder how it would do falling upside down off the crest of a 50 foot squall wave.

Nevermind, it’s already been mentioned.

What’s dumb about that video is, what are the cow humans being fed that the family can’t eat to survive as well? Are the cow humans just being fed other cattle? Wouldn’t they get mad human cow disease?

So much for German engineering. *backs away to be reabsorbed by the shadows*

Damn, if anything, Asian women are the only ones that can rock a katana and not be tacky.