What I love are the people that trade up every two years and throw away money on interest on a revolving car loan for the rest of their life. Seems like, if you have the ability to pay off the car as early as you can, or buy it outright, then you save the most money. Then just make the car last 10-15 years and stop…

I have a strong feeling this was somebody’s class project.

Everyone is going to develop floppy neck skin.

Wait, did they just use Paul Walker’s death to viral market a new film?

MELON-CHOLY.

I saw a 20+/- ft speedboat fly off a trailer on an interstate when I was a kid. Fortunately, it didn’t hit anything and slid off the road away from oncoming traffic. It was fun to watch as it did its slip & slide up a bank toward an off ramp, spinning along the way. Very worthy of Benny Hill theme. Though, forever…

Why don’t you all be real men and take it up the rear like Chevy Stingray owners do?

Just don’t live in a stupid city because you’re a slave to expectation and image.

These auto-play advertisements are prompting to suggest that whomever placed them there should kill themselves.

People were like “You’re alive? Cool. We’re just gonna clean your debris off the road and carry on. mmK.”

Guy in the Prius was like “Whoa Nelly!”

“I’m Perd Hapley and today the topic of discussion, which we will be discussing, are the benefits of a catalytic converter, that may definitely be real.”

Waste of time. Just make a mini rooftop CIWS with a death laser. Raytheon could market it for the home consumer.

Now we know what that looks like. Cinema and videogames, adjust accordingly.

They forgot to smash through a cart of oranges.

Because being a greedy rich asshole is something we all aspire to be? Maybe ALL of those personality types should be dead.

Daddy probably went out and bought his kid a brand new one so he wouldn’t be laughed at in school the next day.

I knew track and field hurdling would be good for something some day.

For when the hatch breaks? Or is the hatch for when the sliding door breaks?

Lifted pickup trucks with those stupid mirrors that extend two feet out of the sides. They’re just asking for dry anal in a forest preserve.