It’s not just pop stars, it’s clueless celebs in general. ScarJo made the goof with Sodastream, and only recently tons of respectable actresses co signed on that Amnesty sex worker act. It really isn’t rocket science: celebs live in bubbles lined in money that smell like Britney Spears’s Fantasy or that one with…

Italian Barbie, all the way. She was the Monica Bellucci of Barbie dolls at the time, when that name was just a whisper on the horizon.

Same here. Vogue has the ability to take the coolest girl and make her out to be a nauseating prima donna. I used to think it was impossible not to be down with Kate Winslet until Vogue got a hold of her. It’s twisted magic.

For some reason Vogue just reminds me of Black Swan: delicate, malnourished muses in designer wear being abused by black turtlenecked ghouls behind the scenes.

This kind of reminds me of the Grisham book and adapted movie A Time to Kill...all white jury, a community totally poised to abuse and dismiss the black citizens—and BOOM. Matthew McConaughey serves your ass. Ok, minus that last part, but still. Striking correlations.

And we’re surprised? NYC has been watering itself down and cleaning itself up in the saddest possible ways. It’s a big shiny shopping mall now, whatever culture’s left is hanging on for dear life. Sad face.

A couple years ago I stood next to Winona at a NYC stop walk—girl is still gorgeous, just a tiny otherworldly nymph. Glad she’s having a renaissance.

Right? I can’t believe geese have been describing themselves as migratory for years, those privileged assholes.

How is he out of touch? He used a word, as I stated above, that accurately defines what he and Jolie do—they work and live in perpetual movement.

See, I actually think your statement above proves the very fault of “journalists” such as those that Jez employ. Let’s write an article attacking Pitt’s use of the word “migratory,” even though by definition that word means to live and work in a pattern of movement, and then snidely comment about the here-and-there of…

Does anyone ever stop to think that maybe this woman seemingly glides right through menopause, surgery, marriage, hell, even the loss of her own mother because she’s been a fucking tireless humanitarian since she was 26???? She’s witnessed the absolute shit bottom of human existence, men/women/children who have been…

Ok, this is going to come off as unbelievably catty but...considering all the money and om and Goopaloopas Gwyn has at her disposal why is she aging so gnarly? The woman’s only in her early-mid 40’s and looks like she’s worked on a ranch sans SPF her whole life. Either a)genetics really do determine your shit and it…

Elijah Wood in “Huck Finn” was my first such awakening...thus began an obsession that would span the boundaries of adolescent time and ginger.

I took the whole Playboy no-more-nudes news from an entirely different angle—that maybe, just maybe, naked bodies (airbrushed or real as fuck) aren’t such a taboo thing anymore and it’s pointless to try to sell them as forbidden fruit? One small step for nostalgic boy-men, maybe, but I’d like to think a giant leap for…

I was waiting for this comment to be made—the classic “yeah, you have problems but someone has it worse so shut up.” Look. These are white actresses starting the topic but so what? They’re women, they’re starting it, and black/hispanic/asian women will benefit from it as well when they share their own experiences as…

But if it were a woman she’d be fearless and admirable, right?