Yeah, don't move out of the state—just move to Tucson (or stay where you are, if you live there already).

Are you sure that isn't a new Chuck Tingle title?

Ok, what is the woman in the header pic holding in her mouth? It just looks like chicken to me, but I know that can't be it. It's bothering me.

And the guy who struggles to read is now making decisions about bombing Syria. Wheeee.

Ah, gotcha! Good to know. Oh well. At least I now have the "Argued about Grey's Anatomy in the comments section" merit badge.

Uh…ok? I feel like you somehow read my comments as "April is the best doctor in a hospital full of amazing doctors." Let's be clear: This is a terrible show about a hospital full of walking ethics violations. In real life, most of these people would have lost their licenses years ago. However, in that context, April…

Maybe, but she would also be about a million times less likely to sever my aorta because she was distracted by mommy issues/being a gosh darn maverick/whatever. And she has her checklists. #teamapril #teamnotdying

So I know everyone likes to shit on April, but I actually really like her. If you think about it, she may be the *only* character who consistently does her fucking job without being completely incompetent. Are we supposed to think she's evil for stepping up to be interim chief of surgery? Because it seems like that's…

They did the buried bodies case on an episode of "More Perfect". It was really interesting.

*eses

She can do three emotions really well: smug, prissy, and concerned. That's about it for her range.

…the "dream role" of an adult woman is a Disney princess? How embarrassing for her.

You should watch Absentia, too! I enjoyed Oculus, but I really loved Absentia.

God, that image…I slept with the lights on afterward.

Lake Mungo should get a lot more love than it does. That film builds a sense of dread and tension so masterfully. I love horror, and this was probably the most disturbing movie I've seen.