Huh, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Yes, this, exactly. I had the same thought. Sessions probably even thinks this is the virtuous stance. “We’re respecting people’s religious beliefs, but we don’t condone murder!” Like all zealots, he think he’s the only rational, clear-eyed observer of the situation.

Yep, Sessions wants discrimination against LGBT people, not outright murder.

That last line in your analysis made everything click into place.

I feel like I can translate this pretty well.

Ironically, this ghostly shit gives me LIFE.
It’s just so satisfyingly creepy. Thanks Deerpark CBS for your real/fake footage!

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

It’s not. It’s so frustrating, a liberal is exposed as a sexual predator, so there’s an outcry, we are disgusted, we support and believe the women so he loses his marriage job social standing, etc. Republican is exposed as a sexual predator and... republicans elect him as president. Then a year later yell how WE…

Maybe it’s time for another rebound at the old school there, reboundstudent.

Why would they?? Obama actually had his daughter intern there; if he genuinely believed Weinstein was a predator, wouldn’t he keep her far, far enough, if nothing else to avoid this exact kind of scandal should the rumors even prove true? Washington and Hollywood are light years away from each other, and there were…

I’d like to buy a vowel, Alex. Is there a ‘D’...?

Gonna do a little bit of JezSpin here:

I can’t wait for the next big author to be the person who does Fifty fanfic and then alters it enough that they can pass it off as their own work. The tradition will continue!

“What are things we don’t need in this world?”
Now that I have the board, I’ll take Potent Potables for $1000.

Probably just made the short list for the next SCOTUS opening, given the way this administration is trending.

So..... This judge Ross is done right? Disbarred, trashed and dismissed. His ruling overturned??

WHERE’S MY TORCH AND PITCHFORK

My favorite conspiracy theory about the current state of world affairs is that all the nutjobs who were worried about the Large Hadron Collider destroying the planet were actually right, and somehow turning it on fucked with reality to transport us to the current darkest of timelines.