“Cock, it doesn’t work with Kinja.”

I have like six comments on this article, and the lamest one has the most stars because it’s the one I posted first. That’s a design flaw.

“I would say we’re not going much beyond hard PG-13.”

I was born too old for this shit.

I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.

I don’t see where Taylor Swift’s music needs to be examined like the Zapruder film, but hey, to each his own.

I listen to this while taking a shit