You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Why by a new F35 when you can get a dozen SU35s off Craigslist cheaper .... you just need to know a good Russian mechanic

You get tinselitis.

It’s weird but I can’t find myself giving a shit about these special edition Lamborghinis.

Surprisingly, people still think interacting with car enthusiasts is not terrible. They immediately regret this, obviously, but some keep trying!

Two years later, the first children.

It’s called privilege and this delusion that their wealth is not evident in every way to other people.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Is there a way to put a new spin on these articles? I appreciate the effort, but the novelty of really nice old things costing the same as nice new things is wearing off, at least for me.

This. I’ve found that diligent car owners keep maintenance records and receipts, and are perfectly willing to provide these documents via fax or email without even being prompted.

Brace yourselves! You can buy this ridiculously awesome 1980 M1 for the same price as a new Audi R8!

Jesus, it was like 8 SECONDS before I got preached to about polyamory.

Hear, hear! This was great.

This is a Michael Ballaban wet dream. He's gonna reach his monthly quota of clicks by midnight...

You don't become a "bad guy" for making a small mistake, even more so when said mistake (a meal) isn't critical to running the operation. He could have went with any other acceptable food and still carried on with the production.

You're an idiot.

Even though Top Gear is my religion, I agree with this decision. If you insult and punch someone over a really stupid thing like dinner, you have to bear the consequences. I don't care about his usual rantings and "insults", but he has crossed the line this time.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.