I thought my family was one very tall, small-headed man in a trench coat, but it turns out it was a stack of dwarves??? Please advise.

Uh, there’s already a faster way to get across the country. It’s called a plane, dum-dum! Get a clue!

There’s no time for pie, you old bat, there’s a war on!

There’s also people there who support LGBT rights and fight for them regardless of the danger. They’re also Russian.

It’s been eating Spice.

Are they mutually exclusive?

But isn’t it still kind of weird and a bit retrograde that there’s this tradition of posting a bikini lady every day like it’s some kind of babyboomer hotrod forum? I mean we know about the internet, what’s the point of playing at lecherous doofuses looking at centerfolds? I just don’t get it. I’m sure my comment is…

Whatever became of Máté’s big Caucasus trip? Was there ever a whole article made on it? I seemed to have missed it.

I don’t know if you can confidently make this assertion. It may well be that the car would have a bad reputation due to general sentiment of it being inadequate. Then again, maybe not. How’s that BMW MPV selling?

But enough about vwvortex

This has to be a fake. It sounds too much like a reddit parody of a tea partier. Then again, it’s Boston, where my dad got a note on his normally-parked car that said “Republican, or just special?”, for no discernable reason. So I guess what I’m saying is, I hope it’s fake.

You lost me at “serviced at Pep Boys”. Why not just buy a Geo Prizm at that point? It’ll be a significant upgrade!

Sure it’s alright, but it’s no Dodge Cailber.

I heard about these guys that are making a car powered entirely by salt water. I’d post you the link, but the feds are on my tracks cause they’re in cahoots with Big Lithium, which is really depressing.

Oh yes no problem, my friend. We will do this for you at the lowest price, because I like you and you have a kind face. Just leave your Leaf with my brother-in-law Bogoslav and we will make for you a wonderful car, no questions asked, no paperwork.

Ahem, I beleive you mean the Toronto Nissan Maple Leaves

Is anyone else seeing a pretty blatant Mitsubishi Mirage derivative in this front fascia?

Am I the only one who thinks this car is a total ripoff of a Hyundai? When did we stop having original ideas in car design?

Re-bodied Gullwing.

EEEhnm, I don’t think so. It’s an SLK if anything. But then why not just buy that instead?