owlrich
Owlrich
owlrich

I got an e34 BMW, my friend and I spent the better part of the summer fixing it up, swapping the top part of the engine from his totalled e34, making sure the VANOS was working, putting in parts. Then I spent the next three months trying to figure out why the car was running rich and not passing emissions.

Are you kidding me with this? You seriously just repeated the exact thing I said like you came up with it?

Yeah look at this thing, there’s something so odd about how similar the rake of the windshield tand the door and the fenders are exacly the same. I mean I guess you could say that large convertibles have to be somewhat similar, but I can’t be the only one who think the proportions of the new one seem to be identical

Hey the Niva is a good car, in the same way a Suzuki Samurai is a good car! The thing is a little mountain goat when you go off-road. I never knew there was a pick-up version. I think this is the only example of a Russian car having some success abroad to this day.

Still looks like someone stuck a fake nose and rear onto a 2002 SL. I guess it’s the effect of the enormous overhangs and the middle not flowing into the ends.

Hey, instead of shipping your husband off, how about “shipping” him off instead? You know, a little “accident”? It’ll be clean, no mess, no questions. The whole house is yours.

I say you’re not going far enough! Move to a different country! Change your name! Get plastic surgery! No one will ever recognize you!

I have the same thing except where I want to transfer my consiousness into a computer! Oh and I already did it, cause there were no magazines in that office. At least... I think I did...

.*elaborate hand flourish* Look again!

Oh my god these whiny babies on twitter are so embarassing! Wah wah boo hoo my bideo game didn’t come when i wanted. Jesus Christ, you’re a grown person! You’ll play your fucking game eventually, get a little perspective. But no no, please whine and huff about YOUR GAME THAT YOU PAID MONEY FOR being slightly delayed

Nah, fuck you man! Have a good one!

Our first car when we moved to the US was a Spectrum. Then my sister smashed it into a telephone pole at 10 mph while not wearing a seatbelt, totalled the car and broke her nose. Ah, memories.

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I remember sharing this video with my friend in like 2008! There’s also the ol’ Saab dance; which is much more dignified.

TOPO might have seemed like a gimmick at the time, but I bought one and made some slight alterations, like an optic sensor, a grabber arm and a dog’s brain and now HE’S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR OH GOD THE LOCK ISN’T HOLDING SOMEONE HELP

Luckily, I have a number of Saab shops here around Boston if I ever chose to get one. The issues I have with them are 1: the weak 2nd gear in their manual transmission that can break. 2: Like you said, there are some parts at this point that are a little bit harder to come by, though if you’re talking about a popular

And not only that, but GM released a limited edition Hannukah steering wheel cover to surpise and delight your cousins around the menorah? Does no one else see a pattern here?

You know, just because Saab milked GM for their money, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. If anything, it keeps operating costs down and you get a product that is definitely in line with a top of the line GM brand, like Opel, with its own distinct looks, interior and performance.

But the plastic surround tho...

The 5mph bumpers still look like garbage compared to the euro ones, compressed or no.