We all want a tatooed president, but maybe we can force whoever wins to get one.

The only two things about the Lexus SC, from my experience that I don’t like are the gigantic turning radius and the horrendous use of interior space. Seriously, for a large car, that thing has a teeny tiny trunk and an almost non-existent backseat. Compare that to, say, an e46 coupe which has a gigantic trunk with…

Heh, just you wait.

A giant, chrome beak.

There was one day in particular, I was riding with my friends and we stopped at a bar, where we met the founder of a very popular motorcycle company. We had a good time reminiscing about the good old days, but then I was knocked out. When I came to, my friends were all missing. I got on my bike and started riding, but…

What are you, some kind of swamp chauvinist? People in Mahnattan are far dumber and more self-deluded than down to earth swamp-dwellers. Take your elitism to Paris and marry a suave gentleman in a scarf.

Hey, thanks a lot!

So hold on, first of all, do they not have the parts available when you call them? Is there like a multi year waiting list or something? And second, what is the name of this tool and does it get software updates?

The letter says I can take it to get replaced for free. If I have to go to my mechanic to get him to plug in his computer thingie I may as well make an appointment with the dealer and get the airbag fixed. Is that not how it works? Could you not get it to be fixed for free?

Well it all comes down to the specific maintenance the SAAB needs and your luck with regards to electrics, which you can’t predict. Really a Saab will be much more reliable than, say, an s-class, since it’s far less complex and has far fewer sensors and massage bladders and cpus. I’d personally get a Saab 9-5, but I’m…

That’s a good point. My friend’s 318is has been sitting in his garage for years now, and while it sits there, waiting for some repairs, it’s the best car ever. If he actually had to drive it to and from work every day, I’m sure his attitude will change. Not to mention the higher tolerance we have for…

It seems that, in retrospect, the horse shit was coming from inside the house after all.

Yeah I remember, I’m just speaking off the cuff, you know? Thanks for pointing out that East Germany wasn’t just some horrible burden on the BRD, for some reason that seems to have really taken root. I blame Bavarians.

I mean he’s around in the sense that he didn’t literally keel over and die. But time takes us all in the end. I’m sure there’s someone managing an Avenged Sevenfold webpage as we speak, but that doesn’t mean they’re not on the trash-heap of history.

If you ever feel bad about how your life is going, you can think “At least I’m not this fucking moron who has the common sense of a vole”

This story is like an intricately painted matryoshka that just keeps getting teenier and more precious as you dig deeper.

Oh my god, a Chevy pick up that has “Kid Rock” written on the side. Shut America down, we’re done.

Oh my god this is just too good.

Oh but it just makes this whole story so much more juicy doesn’t it? Juicy like a steaming pile of horse shit.

Weird, everything I read and watched (and granted I didn’t look into it deeply, cause who cares about that dumb car) indicated it was worse than its far cheaper MPV competitors. And it didn’t even handle well. My personal experiences with the first-gen X5 are quite positive.