I have lamps everywhere! And string lights. I fucking love my apartment so much.

Aw, I use my Keurig every morning and several nights a week. It was gift for my new place. But I do love it.

I'm really considering investing in one of these. I'm not in a HUGE hard wood floor open apartment. I am so sick of sweeping.

And have toilet paper! Why do men never have toilet paper???

Wait . . . so I have to buy a roku or firestick, then pay for sling, then pay for hbo. this is too many layers of everything. Plus, I’m already streaming everything in my living room through an XBox 360 - that doesn’t have a sling app. Why can’t I just buy HBO?!?!