Awwwww. What a beautiful smile. 13/10.

The Rule of Tony requires pictures of the tiny former asshole when you post a story about him. Just sayin’.

My dog used to not like people and then we moved to Brooklyn and he likes everyone now. I’m like I miss the tiny asshole that gave side-eye and ran away from people wanting to touch him. Now he’s all charming and sweet to strangers. I keep looking at him and asking who are you? Sorry this has nothing to do with…

If this is your bank, find another bank.

That is an A+ headline and you deserve all your success.

My article about veterans being mistreated (“G.I. Woe!”) got shared by the President and celebrities, went mega-viral, got debunked, and then got someone fired for spreading false information. On its own it was enough to get me that new equipment for my band.

If you want to complain about this clear violation, you can call the Office of Government Ethics at 202-482-9300. Press 5 to leave a complaint.

a little of both. here is a good post about blocking appointed nominees.

I remember when this happened and I’m so glad that they found her and that she’s okay. But oh wow...how horrible must this be for her emotionally? I hope she gets support for the emotional and psychological issues. 18's a hard enough age as it is, she doesn’t need to have to deal with something like this alone, too.

Maybe he thinks it means ambience? He clearly has no idea what the word cadence means.

Yes. It’s amazing—I honestly keep thinking perhaps this is an altered timeline, that some evil scientist came back from the year 2100 and made this happen. It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Dress Barn comes to mind, but somehow I don’t think that’s what they’re referring to.

Thank you, and please do share them! My wife is Navajo and I keep telling her while there are plenty( see Trump voters)of shitheads who wouldn’t give shit about how we have third world enclaves in our own country, there are millions who would care but simply don’t know. I didn’t know before we went back to her home…

Ok this got longer than I expected, and took over an hour but here we go.

It would be so cool if all the people who are so confused and frightened by the world now would just Kickstart a damned intergalactic colonization, a la when the world seemed secure to them and the Space Race was still a thing without all that other scary science.

“He doesn’t want the truth,” she said.