I had no idea about this at all. No wonder they’ve never worked for me.

1) Good for her for speaking out about it. 2) I love her hair.

Ah ha. Of course. It seems so obvious now that you say it.

This also opens with the Salt-N-Pepa GEICO commercial so it makes me twice as happy.

I have the cutest snake.

His face looks so clammy.

Whoa.

But does he have any life advice on how to read satire and get a sense of humor?

Thanks for posting this. We live in San Jose and I definitely feel like we're middle class because I don't really look at the price of things at the grocery store and we can pay for extracurricular classes for the kids. But some of that is because we don't really have significant debt. We certainly can't buy a house…

This is a very good idea. Especially since the door to my kids closet is not helpful in any way since it doesn’t fully shut and most of the time is simply in the way of a crucial play corner. Their closet even has a window in it. We should just take the door off and do this.

Owl never tell.

You too, my pretty.

Owl get you for this.

Be afraid. Be very afraid, puny humans.

I did get that hint after a while and switched to Sue but that didn't seem to help any.

One of my email addresses is actually from the way a sushi place misspelled my name years and years ago. I spelled it for them twice and it was so far off I found it completely delightful.

I don't really care if they misspell it as long as I know when my drink is up. But I am greatly amused by just how off it is sometimes. For a while I tried using just a different easier name so they didn't hold the line up asking how to spell it but every time I gave them Ann or Lee, they still asked and I gave up.…

I didn't even know this inanity had begun yet. I went there twice last week and all my cups had was garbled spellings of my name.

I always feel so bad when I get flowers because I almost never have cash in the house. I always feel guilty about not tipping them. Though we got some a couple of months ago and I did happen to have a five-dollar-bill so I tipped and the delivery person seemed genuinely mortified and tried to give it back. I was very…

Some folks write songs about men who piss them off, other species are a bit more direct.