I'm just so disgusted with humanity right now.

This is such profound bullshit. Who the hell was on this grand jury?

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Sorry. :(

It's so awful. And gives so much context to centuries of demon baby mythology and all that. So sad.

I first came across them in a medical textbook. They can never be unseen.

If you think those are bad, don't ever look up Harlequin babies.

Obviously he is contemplating why he is in Philadelphia when Snacktastic is all the way across the country right now.

Totally OT but I love your avatar.

Ours is definitely the perfect embodiment of the concept.

My kids want to dress my cat up as the grim reaper but there do not seem to be any such costumes.

I did not know there was a name for this! My son is terrified of clowns. I don't know why because he's never seen one. But he started having nightmares about them a few years ago and everything.

Precisely.

My ex-husband died of an overdose less than six months after our papers were signed. It took me a long time to figure out all my complicated feelings.

Who were those horrible people who fixed her up with him?

I have an acquaintance who was going through a divorce with her alcoholic ex-husband when she got the news that he'd died. Apparently, he was set up on a blind date for a wedding, proceeded to get drunk and then drove himself and his date off of a pier and they both died. I think about that poor woman who died on a…

I loved the third book. Much better than the second and the ending was so discomfiting, which seemed right.

See? Good choice. Some people just have no business being criminals.

"Jacques Arse" is not very clever as puns go. She should go to prison for that alone.

I don't really care about the celebrities but this video is delightful.