Hey, now. I'll take some of that.

And, yes, seemed very Vaudevillian.

I was trying to noodle whether it was a teacher or a parent or who exactly. They must have really practiced that quite a bit. I love that they hit the exact notes of pretending to be entirely serious but playing up the laughs.

This is so clever. Does it say anywhere who came up with it?

Bullies2Buddies? What the fuck is this shit?

Me four. *sigh*

NOT JELLY BELLY DON'T SAY IT GODDAMNIT

You'll have to figure out a way to make it up to me.

Right? Quite the tracking shot.

This fucking made me cry. Now I'm really mad at you for potentially getting the mascara I'm not wearing all over my face.

Around here kids are just told to sit "pretzel style".

But where can I pick up one of those for my house?

I use this trick all the time!

Mr. Owl hems all my pants. On his grandfather's sewing machine.

It's like you're living in the pages of Maupin.

The Middle of Nowhere

'xactly.

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things are better now.

Agreed!

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