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I agree! My gray is sure to show up any day now and I am planning on letting it all hang out.

Have you tried Abby Winters? Also Violet Blue can point you in a lot of good directions.

My kids got invited to an impromptu un-slumber party tonight so my SO and I get to have an impromptu date night. Starts in a few hours. Very exciting.

I guess I fell down and hit my head. This looks like a post about Justin Bieber that references Kieslowski and Herzog. But that can't be possible so I'm assuming I have some sort of recent undiagnosed head injury.

I am doing very well, thank you. I hope the same for you.

No! He's the exception, not you! There are great guys out there. It's just that the dicks often kick it up to another level entirely.

I've found that there is no way to bring that up that won't rub him the wrong way somehow.

Me! I got married at 27—I think because I was too young to know I wasn't old enough yet—and we split around the time I was 33. I slutted around for a while and then met my current partner. In a few weeks we will have been together eight years. We have two lovely, very loud kids.

I have never heard of this. Sounds awesome.

Yes? How??

I don't know if I can get behind the statement "cookies are never your friend." Cookies have always been there for me in my times of need.

This is one of the more charming threads I have read in a while. Really adorable.

I know! I feel like I am one of the best filmmakers in the world. Yet I get passed up EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR.

I LOVE HEDY LAMARR!

My vagina causes so much trouble. Someone should put it in time out.

A friend of mine just flew there to meet her father for the first time. I am so worried for her and her kid.

BEST WEEKEND EVER!

This was so great! I have really barely read this site in two weeks. I just checked it so off-handedly expecting to click off right away. I hope you do this every weekend!

You can barely keep up with your typos because you are a posting machine. What gives? Are you taking over for Doug Barry and Laura Beck?