Prioritizing Hillary Clinton’s feelings over the people who will die as a result of this election is how we got into this mess in the first place.

Blame everyone except the loser.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

I love these ads that talk about problems with the car but the fixes are “super simple”. Uh huh, so why haven’t they done them? Just not that interesting a car for the money or as a project.

thats lovely, though i’m not typically a fan of convertibles. what is it? 95 or 02 supra or something?

My friend drags me to her boyfriend’s standup comedy show once a month and it is PAINFUL. They usually have at least one token woman or person of color (never seen both in the same show but they did have an awesome gay native woman once, which was a three-fer), but the rest is just 5 minute sets of dudes riffing on…

Don’t forget:

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

The reviews for your book are awful.

Americans... Kissinger was incidental in the murder of foreigners. Hence, no big deal. Citing a war criminal as your inspiration is ok if you are the first woman nominee, I guess.

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

I understand if you don’t like rap, many of us are not fans; but to call the genre lacking in creative drive is batshit fuckin’ bonkers. The growth and development of hip hop has played a major part in shaping music of all genres.

Go listen to Atmophere, Brother Ali, Kids these Days, etc. and get back to me. There is…

If the dealership has gigantic infatable Gorilla or a waving arm guy it’s a good place

Doors go up...
Doors go down.

I love how British everything is: The prim and proper reporter, the wife who’s gone quietly mad and now seems to have two handmaidens in pig form, and the silent, trainer and tracksuit clad husband who clearly has much to say but only brings up the grunting over the telly.

I dunno, Leni Heat-n-stall sounds pretty good.

Lame jokes from comment trolls. Is it just another Wednesday?

Nerd alert!