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...I refer them to my daily driven Mercedes S-Class

It also appears to have had a hit in the front, you can see the right front fender does not line up to the door or the rocker panel correctly...

Have them fill your tires with “normal” air, then when they finish go “Jokes on you assbats! the air we breathe is 70% Nitrogen” then you drive off.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

GODDAMN SOCKET ERRORS!!!

Always wrecking my shit.

Then she said she’d beef up American forces in the countries surrounding Russia and show strength in a way that Obama and Clinton did not. She added that she “wouldn’t talk to [Putin] at all.

Don’t bother with him, he’s the local troll.

domestic terrorism? for a traffic violation? you should be legitimately be ashamed for inviting liberty-crushing nonsense like that into our society.

Not actual clean diesel, but very similar.

Kia Sorento: Jalopnik’s Brochure Guide

This woman bothers me so much. I studied the Victorian era extensively in school and she’s “living” in one very tiny aspect of it. Of COURSE she would choose to be a wealthy woman instead of dealing with the horrific poverty of the time. It’s myopic yet completely unsurprising.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented

Not trying to be rude, but how are any of these articles “Ultimate” Buying Guides? 9o% of the body of the articles are cut and paste feature and options list, there are zero first hand reviews or accounts from previous/recent buyers and owners, and there is no real world, out of the office, hands on information. The

Citroen XM. Makes my Saab 9000 seem as mainstream as a Camry.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest babies who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation passing gas, waiting for naps; slaves with white diapers. Mommy has us chasing toys and laser pointers, eating pablum we hate so we can make shit for our

The S-class convertible only seats four because it is expected that every 5th person in your social circle has their own S-class convertible.

No no no, teal with magenta wavy graphics.