They’re a little bitter, but they still taste sweet.

Had anyone considered Bæ is the danish word for poop before applying it as a term of endearment? Didn’t anyone bother to look at that? Obvs not.

Why don’t any of these morons know that a “lame duck” president is a sitting president after the next president is elected? So from November to January of their last term. The entire last year of the last term does not make a president a “lame duck”!

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

Cruz argues that it would be a disservice to the American people to allow a lame duck president appoint Scalia’s replacement, drawing on that nonexistent lame duck clause to which Warren refers in her post

I love that show! I do like the Gaines’ renovations. They do turn shithole homes into something really nice (though slightly too shabby chic for my tastes). But no way I think Waco is a place I’d like to actually live in. Even if a house cost less than a new Honda Civic and a full renovation cost less than a metro…

That’s what I said!! Apparently gut renovations for an entire house only costs 10k?

But that's apparently where Chip and Joanna Gaines redo all those cute houses?!?!!

San Antonio, on the other hand, is cool AF.

So many people are being decieved by the show “Fixer Upper.” Waco is not a sweet country town filled with adorable shabby-chic homes. IT’S A TRAP PEOPLE.

Hey now, Chip and Joanna will get you a gorgeous completely rennovated house with as much shiplap as your heart desires for an all in budget of $75 in Waco, that place MUST be magical.

Lady Gaga has a very St. Vincent look going in those pictures and it is freaking me out.

That photo of Amber and Kim looks like one a gossip mag made by photoshoping together two separate images. So weird.

I would like to spend the balance of my afternoon watching this gif and listening to Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”.

#notallwater

see: ICE

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

Her stuff is really cute, but if I have to pay $129 for an “embellished boyfriend cardigan,” it better literally have a boyfriend in it and the important parts better be embellished, if you get my drift.

Why do celebs, with all the money and access to the best artists in the world, always seem to have such shitty tattoos?

Anyone with half a brain knows that decorative towels are the gateway drugs of bathrooms. First it’s the towels, then the fancy little soaps only guests can use. Next thing you know, you’re putting a fuzzy cover on your toilet lid and it's all down hill from there.

I know it’s very un-PC to be embarrassed at the stuff other Black folks do just ‘cuz you share the same skin color as they do.