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Yeah, my nephew is 5 and is like, half the size of this kid. And thank goodness, because if my nephew was any taller, he’d be pulling this kind of shit too. 

That is the largest 5 year old I have ever seen. I have way more questions. 

Babies are notorious on-set divas. Do you have any idea how much pureed peas and carrots they demand from craft services?

How much do you think a baby goes for on the free market? It’s not like you can just buy one and be done with it - they don’t stay cute forever, so you have to keep purchasing new inventory.

Had someone in the area go in for testing. He had symptoms, lived with multiple other people who’d contracted it...diagnosed him with pneumonia...didn’t give him a test. Fortunately, he didn’t get worse and seems to be recovering, but more than one person he’d been around died from COVID-19.

Honestly? When You Wish Upon A Star is kind of a crap song. It’s the Disney equivalent of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and it probably only exists because they couldn’t trademark Twinkle Twinkle.

I think you missed my point- I do have compassion, but it’s for the thousands of people fighting for their lives and the medical workers’ rights to have access to infinite supplies of PPE for which there is simply a finite amount of.

While I feel for anyone who has had to delay fertility treatments because of the pandemic, easing restrictions on elective medical procedures in the hardest hit area in the country seems...unwise.

It’s not always the big-picture, macro stuff that has the most immediate access to making you feel upset—sometimes the small daily indignities hurt, and it’s fine to acknowledge them while still being cognizant of the big-picture stuff and its trickle-down effect on the things you feel on other levels.

Pretty sure that daycare charging your friend while closed due to this global pandemic in order to “hold” the kid’s spot is price gouging and your friend should absolutely look into legal rights there. It seems very, very not okay.

You could have just stayed off this article and obsessively refreshed whatever news website you use, instead of deciding to be such a pathetic scold about an interesting and informative article. Go work on your sourdough starter and yell at your family. 

Interestingly, Jezebel has done pieces about anti-Asian racism, including one by the writer of this article. Curious why you’re framing it as an either/or situation when you can clearly find those articles at this site.

Then move along? As a reader I don’t find the topic of how little you care about the content of an article to be important -- at all -- right now.

And nowhere in this article was it implied that hair health trumps bodily health, just that hair is a thing that black people are worried about right now for a myriad of cultural and physical reasons.

So skip the article. I wouldn’t hang around Jez if it was all fear, panic and emergencies. It’s not too soon. 

And what I said negates that...how?

And black people face disproportionately grim economic outcomes, particularly in times of crisis. This article is about black people and specifically black women, not “everyone.”

There are plenty of other articles out there alerting people to the myriad ways the pandemic is damaging small businesses, local communities, and mental health. Do those offend you too?

Yeah, no, it’s not petty to think about black American women who do hair for a living and no longer can due to this crisis and will likely risk their health to do housecalls thanks to a lack of safety nets put in place in this country. It’s also not petty to consider what this pandemic cutting off black women’s access

Where do I get a rhino belly rubbing job? This will turn my whole life around.