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I always interpreted that dad being crazy ending as being all in his head. Since he never gets any real proof--that was all a dream, right? I assumed that he got the idea from Colin, but it was just another symptom of his psychotic break.

I was prescribed about 20 Vicodin when I got mine out. And wasn’t told anything about what the drug was/side effects. My mom never let me fill the prescription (I was also pretty out of it when I was released)...very grateful for that. Subsisting on OTC pain meds for that week was rough but in the long term I’m glad I

Those things have nothing to do with being female or LGBTQ.

Also, the interview with the vaping store guy...

Also, if texting your friend or partner is going to draw the crazy person’s attention, isn’t showing your friend/partner the phone going to draw attention, too?

Except this is nowhere near as entertaining as Threat Level Midnight.

Yes, agreed. As a woman, I like friendships where I feel good about myself and where the other person supports me, and I can support them. I’ve never understood the whole frenemy dynamic. It sounds awful.

How would being too attractive/good work against it?

Nothing? It’s at least blurring the lines...

They’re all “that Santa.”

Yes, sometimes I think the fear around sugar consumption is a little extreme, if we’re at the point that we’re saying two shots of vodka are better than a mocktail?

Yes, sometimes I think the fear around sugar consumption is a little extreme, if we’re at the point that we’re saying two shots of vodka are better than a mocktail?

Would totally read this fanfic! I’m already invested in your world-building.

Ah...

Is there an evil little kid named Stuart who I missed? I know Reagan, Damien, and Joshua, but no Stuart...

God, can “This is why Trump won” please just die? There’s no one more insufferable than the oversensitive white people who think criticizing offensive behavior = going too far.

Just because she’s OK with it, doesn’t mean the rest of us have to be.

Have you read this Atlantic piece that interviews the woman who coined the term “emotional labor”? She says that it’s been misused...so you have people genuinely feeling like calling up a service to ask for their house to be cleaned is emotional labor.

Express’s Portofino shirts are pretty sheer, but they don’t show off belly buttons (that I’ve noticed...). If you have a good T-shirt bra, it should be fine.