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You guys know you can just skip this and watch 'The Man Who Fell to Earth' to really get down to business looking at David Bowie's wang.

I wonder how many nails in feet, and severe burns, and electrocutions will happen in this one. Torture is family fun!

I wonder how many nails in feet, and server burns, and electrocutions will happen in this one. Torture is family fun!

Hosted on DailyMotion. How edgy.

You never go full Wiseau.

This has happened right? Like, someone is currently being sentenced for killing someone for using a phone in a theater.

How could she treat him like an object like that?

So, this means that we now know that chewing gum 24/7 makes someone dumb, not the other way around.