I might be biased, but with those prices, I don’t know how the entire country hasn’t switched to menstrual cups. Unless the cost of those is also proportional (possible), it would only cost $10 more, tops, to invest in a cup. Basically, I just love my divacup. I would love to find an organization that buys them for…

I agree their choices of mates are not my cup of tea. But damn if I don’t whiff some real woman-hating in some of these comments. Married a super accomplished kind attractive man? What a fucking golddigger. Married someone less ambitious or a little edgier than her? It’s pathetic that she married so far below her.

Judgemental much? God beware women wanting partnership and family, with men you don’t approve of!

I am slain.

“Princess Michael is a K K Kunt.” - George VI

I cut out avocado toast and I now own a second home on the coast of Belize and a helicopter to fly me there.

I can now divide my life into two sections: before and after I became aware of the concept “diarrhea cloud.”

Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

That gives us eight years to start making over $800,000. Sounds attainable.

One reason the Republicans are getting away with dismantling not only our democracy, but all of the regulations and protections it has enabled (from Social Security to public employee unions to fire safety regs) is that so few people are alive today who can remember the world as it was before.

special housemate Chris Christie.

“Man accused of sexual assault wishes women would stop reporting their experiences of sexual assault”. I am shocked.

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

This sounds like a lyric of which Bob Dylan would be proud.

I can hardly wait for the custody battle on season 722 of the kardasjians

on my road trip this weekend i was listening to return of saturn and then just thinking about how sad i am about 2017 gwen.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

I still think he wants to fuck Rosie and that drives him fucking insane.

Absolutely. Also, wrap your child in a tight cocoon of plastic wrap before going outside.