What’s depressing is the troll either got someone to rec him or he’s followed by Jez. Meanwhile wondering (me), interesting(me) fascinating (Steve McQueen) posters linger in the gray.

If you live in a $30,000 house please tell me where because I would like one too please

Real rich people don’t have to impress you, so they wear whatever the fuck they want. Dressing very ostentatiously is a nouveau-riche thing.

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

“Shat Into Me . . .” sorry I’m leaving now.

This is great Kinja

I didn’t need such extensive documentation to show me that Pinkham’s a knothead, but I enjoyed that nonetheless.

I have 4 kids. All of it.

Yeah, facial similarities are hilarious, Bill.

Nothing gets my eye roll like a gender reveal party.

Persoanlly I don't think a statement was neccesary. Just tell the cop his name

Cop"Ok, tell me what happened. Why did you hit him?"
Big Jim "His name is Hayes McGinley. He's a lacrosse player for Syracuse"
Cop "You're free to go..."

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

I'm pretty sure if you nuke the sponge you'll no longer have a sponge, or house, or neighborhood. Please people refrain from nuking any household items.

BREAKING NEWS: SOMEONE IS WILLING TO SELL ME PANTS

Same here. My #1 anti-bucket list item would be "create a bucket list."

No. Real world experience would have been much more valuable. I work in advertising and my degree didn't help me get this job, but everything I have learned in the past two years while on the job will certainly help me get my next one. If anything my degree helped get me the interview by checking one of the…

21. Who was Danton?

Successful applicants were then administered a second round of testing: