And they aren't racist - they just don't care for, y'know, those people.

It's pretty obvious - if we force women to carry all pregnancies to term, it'll end racism. It's just science.

I'm pretty sure the Knot's business plan is to become the ultimate proxy for The Awful Mother Who Gives So Much Advice. It is the standard-bearer for Traditional American Femininity, the kind that wears shoes that she finds unbearably painful, the one that invites a ton of people to the wedding that she doesn't like…

I can't imagine how angry her vag must be.

"...which had already birthed three children."...

I mean the Gspot is only a couple inches in give or take a bit so there is no point whatsoever for huge penis. The only thing I have found is it causes pain and it seems for the owner of that large penis to think he doesn't have to do anything because he is big. Not real giving with the foreplay also found not so…

That IS a good tip. I wish this article had mentioned buying just below the whole carat, say in the first paragraph.

I am the last person to take advice from "Dale".

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

Yea 30 seconds is the "that's probably good enough" number. But a lot of people just swish and spit and don't cowboy their way through the burn, thus only killing the weak, gentle germs and letting the powerful warlord germs amass armies of— okay this is going off the rails.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

After reading Gone Girl, I don't trust no broad that says she's a cool girl.

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

This is probably my favorite illustration of all time. Nice work, Jim.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

I can cite so many examples of this, but my favorite was the male attorney who asks me to fix the copy machine when it jams. It took me years to finally come up with the proper response, "Ray, I went to the same law school as you, and they still don't offer any office equipment repair classes."

I am currently working in an office with a male coworker who is on the same level as me. Administratively, I am expected to take on more because he is not as competent. This means I do a majority of answering phones, dealing with clientele and duties that involve filing, database management and even creating…

THIS LADY IS A FUCKING GENIUS