"Our Republican females"

THIS CITY IS MY FUTON will be my new favorite thing to declare while drunk and partying. Is that not the message I was supposed to take away?

My mother is a medical examiner. She has people contact her about wanting to observe an autopsy. She has to explain every time that autopsies are not a form of entertainment, that the person she is performing an autopsy on was once alive and has family, friends etc still living, that it's a gross violation of that…

I was once Chuck Johnson. Then I went to college and pooped on a floor. It's poop.

Well, "they" should have warned ME that I wouldn't be able to AFFORD to eat healthy, well balanced meals after my child was born because of being out of work with no pay for 6 weeks. WHY CAN'T "THEY" SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.

When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…

Fifteen bucks for a room in Upper Darby. You can walk to a Wawa in any direction!

I'll never understand the massive waste of money for a couple hours of your life.Wife and I had dinner with immediate family only ( parents and siblings) then went out with some close friends and surprised them. To the rest, we sent out cards that said, "Surprise! We're married and not inviting anyone. Don't take…

And one becomes more memorable by .... ?

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Batey's attorney said he was "very inebriated" that night and that he "had a blackout,"

Oh my god I died.

it has become a problem for a generation of younger women

Queen Wizard JK Rowling is on fire today.