So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey…

"If you can't afford a dog, don't get a dog. If you can't afford a kid, don't get a kid."

At least it didn't happen in Tennessee. The deceased would be tried and imprisoned.

Is it cheating? Not necessarily. But is having an active Tinder account while in relationship with someone sketchy as fuck? Yup. Dealbreaker. Shut it down. Lemon out.

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Chris Brown and Drake should just kiss and get it over with.

Yeah, but I don't know how many people really get free houses. Before the recession, a lot of my friends — people I knew well all seemed to be doing so much better than Mr. M and I. Come to find out most of them had maxxed out credit, houses they bought for 0% down that they couldn't afford even before the recession,…

Meanwhile in Quebec, governmental daycare costs $7.50 per day.

But then our military couldn't be as big as the next eleventy-largest militaries in the world combined, and then how would everybody know how tough and cool and badass we are?!

I hope this isn't inappropriate, but just wanted to share this article on missing man Shane Montgomery who went missing over Thanksgiving. Especially any philly jezzies, he was last seen in the Manayunk area. I mean, my heart tells me it's the worst but you never know, right?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Po…

That's beside the point. It's like asking why a woman just didn't say no when she was cornered in a room alone with a man...Maybe she felt threatened or that no one would hear her cry out. Maybe she was afraid of what he would do otherwise. Your asking why he couldn't say no is the same thing IMO.

My freshman year of college, I was far from home (I am from CO, college was in PA), and knew I probably wouldn't have the money to fly back for dinner. My roommate offered to let me come back to New Hampshire with her and I agreed. A bunch of friends offered me places but I had already agreed to go with the roommate.…

The clients are looking for a "tall, slender woman" with "high cheekbones & forehead."

I really do find this article entertaining, but Boston is hardly the Mid-Atlantic. I'm sorry I'm so persnickety, but I just stopped myself from correcting a co-worker I dislike who claimed that Jordan is in North Africa (then went on to talk about how she LOVES international relations, whatever the fuck that means),…