Christie already burned that bridge...
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I got sober nine years ago and my present to myself was never, ever having to go to a New Year's Eve Party again. It's been so great!
I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…
"YOU AREN'T ARTISTS. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND."
Lighten up, Francis.
You seem fun.
So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey…
"If you can't afford a dog, don't get a dog. If you can't afford a kid, don't get a kid."
At least it didn't happen in Tennessee. The deceased would be tried and imprisoned.
actually it's about ethics in green coffee extract
Student anti-rape activists at Columbia University issued an extra-long Fuck You to the school's administration…
Is it cheating? Not necessarily. But is having an active Tinder account while in relationship with someone sketchy as fuck? Yup. Dealbreaker. Shut it down. Lemon out.
Via @PeteGothard
Don't look now, but it's an actually heartwarming news story!
Chris Brown and Drake should just kiss and get it over with.
Yeah, but I don't know how many people really get free houses. Before the recession, a lot of my friends — people I knew well all seemed to be doing so much better than Mr. M and I. Come to find out most of them had maxxed out credit, houses they bought for 0% down that they couldn't afford even before the recession,…
Meanwhile in Quebec, governmental daycare costs $7.50 per day.
But then our military couldn't be as big as the next eleventy-largest militaries in the world combined, and then how would everybody know how tough and cool and badass we are?!
I really do find this article entertaining, but Boston is hardly the Mid-Atlantic. I'm sorry I'm so persnickety, but I just stopped myself from correcting a co-worker I dislike who claimed that Jordan is in North Africa (then went on to talk about how she LOVES international relations, whatever the fuck that means),…