I stayed home for two years. I regret it. I lost career momentum and Social Security deposits.

Ladies and gentlemen:

I approve of everything about this thread.

Why do I feel like a fair number of the people criticizing her for too many kids overlap with the "insurance coverage for birth control shouldn't be required" camp? Just a hunch.

Oh, honey. Basically everything you've said is completely wrong.

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

I liked your advice on #1 until you started listing the ways her body is "better" than someone with larger boobs.

For the first one, Re: 1 & 2—why say either of these? Talking about the "negative" points of having big or saggy boobs seems to specifically defeat the point of not body shaming—and it's completely superfluous, because this 'friend' has small breasts herself.

We all knew this was coming, yes? Of course, that doesn't make it any less glorious ...

People are assholes to each other every single second of every single day. Thousands of far more egregious episodes than this have occurred in the time it took to write this sentence. Don't pretend that just because it involves Craigslist it's somehow significant, interesting, or anything other than asinine and petty.

Somewhere, Stephen breathes a sigh of relief.

Does this mean we should all be on suicide watch for Amanda Bynes' vagina?

YES hahaha

You know that we are being marketed poison, though, right? Like, FritoLay, Coke, and the other big players in the food industry have literally done hundreds and hundreds of both psychological and taste-test studies to determine what kinds of chemicals/flavors/ingredients/textures create the most "addictive" chip or…

YES!

PLEASE stop giving these people money.

Cannot wait to see all the posts of people I know dressing their little gals in this...

But isn't a long term boyfriend/girlfriend the same as a clearly committed partner?

I think the boyfriend throwing the bachelor party, but not being invited to the wedding, is a little strange. I've never heard of someone being involved in actual planning of those events not even being able to go to the wedding (I mean, that's a wedding-party-member responsibility, really) and I think it's a little…

I can't believe how much I grew to like Marty. He's the worst.