I wonder how many students attacking her have mommy and daddy paying their tuition.

I know we rarely pass up an opportunity for outrage around here, but if you read the actual article, it's clear that Beckham brings the subject up herself, the reporter simply asks the follow up question:

Your butt implants iz my brunches

Augh!

You can even see the razor burn!!!

PLOT TWIST: your grandmother uses a strapon.

Is it inappropriate for Simon Cowell to breast feed in public?

Lol I still laugh when I think about how I used to masterbate to scrambled cable porn.

I'm single because I live in the greys.

ha ha before the vid came on there was a smarmy ad for plastic surgery, including procedures that I didn't even know what they were...I thought that was the parody video and the punch was going to be, get that labia lasered or be single, cat lady!

I'm married because I hate people. I just couldn't take all the socializing that being single and dating involved, so I called it quits pretty early. That way I only have to put up with 1 person.

I think it's less that "we need to talk about how Photoshop can be pernicious" and more "Jezebel does a REALLY bad job of talking about Photoshop", especially with the whole Lena Dunham thing. Personally, while I struggled a bit with wanting to look like a movie star when I was younger, my big issue has always been…

It's hard to have the message reiterated when a lot of us are only thinking about the $10,000.

Could we please try these experiments with people that aren't already lovely with excellent bone structure??

I could care less about her weight, but can we talk about these sandals? Dear god they're bad.

Oh my bad. I'm not fully versed on the rules for stupid things.

The tweet wasn't intended to offend anyone, you have to realize my target demographic on twitter isn't the same as say, Mother Jones.

I want a Butt stuff warning on my porn. It's like a needle scratch on a record. All the good feels come to a screeching halt, and I literally wince.