Oh, no, the old Stratford/London gang rivalry rears its ugly head!!!
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QUICKLY! BLUR THE OFFENSIVE NIPPLE!
I'm thinking of becoming a court reporter.
I am super embarrassed to admit this, but any time I eat a sandwich from a different place, I'm a little bit disappointed it's not from subway. I think it's the sweet onion sauce. It's so delicious.
I once had a really close guy friend (or so I thought) put the moves on me once after a night out at the bar. When I rebuked him, he said, "Oh, so you'll fuck every other guy except the one who actually gives a shit about you." I turned around and left his house without saying a word.
Hey baby, what's the buzz?
Maybe I'm just feeling cynical this morning, but to me this reads like an attempt to keep cashing in on women's sexual insecurities now that we're at the point of empowering women to pleasure themselves (well, starting to, anyway). Like, "oh, anyone can come, but can you FOURTH LEVEL POWERSLAM ULTRA PLEASUREDOME…
lol.. i love the way some people here are saying "barely photoshopped"... when you change the proportions of someone's face so they don't look like the same person AT ALL (adding a half inch to a weak chin will do that) THAT'S SERIOUS PHOTOSHOP. Not to mention the fact that the photos were already taken in a way to…
stawwwwwwp with the granny panties thing. this is white underwear.
65 year old men are shaving their balls??
They were faking it last month.
My ex-dude's best friend has started making porn. I have her on facebook still (mostly because what she says and posts on it has a tendency of shocking -and therefore entertaining- me. His dick made a cameo in the most recent one. That feeling that accompanies nervous laughter basically describes how I feel whenever I…
Slightly related: my sister and I were frequent Facebook hackers a while back, until we got bored with it. At one point, we hacked my other sister with something about how she wants to meet other couples to swing with.
I always have that fear that I'm going to see someone I know. And then I think "OMG there are so many hidden camera situations that my ass (and much more) could also be on here!"
Wait, wait, did the fiancé also know the old friend or was it a total coincidence? This is an important detail!
Oh, oh, I can top this! Not only have I stumbled upon an old friend on a porn tube site, I've also stumbled upon a different old friend in a random collection of porn pics on my fiancé's computer. Yeah, that was slightly awkward.
This looks like coke to me. Are we sure he hasn't finally gone through the Gateway Of Marijuana to the harder shit? That LONG SNORT after he talks about Woodward...I hope he's getting the most out of his drip. Jesus.
The gout is the star here.