Yes. I stayed home for the first 18 months. And I had to straight up, outright lie on my resume to get back to work. Because nobody wants to hire someone who has been "out of work" for almost two years. Nevermind the reason.

I only see Emma Watson. And a little bit of Blair Waldorf. Shrug.

OMG. it all makes sense now! The way the shoulders of a onesie are constructed with the overlapping of fabric to make moving down over little shoulders and body simpler. Ahhh!! Poor Baby Bert got doodoo-haired at least once because of my lack of knowledge. I'm telling everyone I know- thank you LC!!!

I think that shmalice and many, many other people have lost sight of the fact that, time was you wanted your guests to have a great time, which almost always meant bringing a date of their choosing. Now it's like, what? You only gave me $75 in a card and a set of pots for my wedding shower and spent a grand on my…

I think you mean 'definately'. Or 'defenetly'. Or my personal favorite...'defiantly'.

I never think she is funny, but this is just... particularly bad.

And the ever-present slightly British accent. What is up with that.

Yes. Six ways to Sunday.

I agree that it is a grotesque word that conjures images I'd rather not see. But I love the phrase "loafing around". Gives me comfort 8-)

First, your handle is wonderful. Second, I am with your statement 100%. It has troubled me for a few years now how people considering having children are so concerned about the fun-levels in their lives. If you're THAT worried, don't do it. Because, boyyy, once you make that decision, it ain't about you anymore. And…

You haven't had the pleasuredof interacting with many frat bros I'm guessing. Lucky.

You haven't had the pleasuredof interacting with many frat bros I'm guessing. Lucky.

Ohhh, man, my blood is boiling even just reading that. I second candleflame. Drop her as soon as you can. People like this, for as much as they pipe up about how much character they were raised to have, actually have the weakest backbones of all. Ah, the irony. Frig this lady.

This happened to me! I saw her a few years ago with my mom and our favorite song is Liquid Diamonds. I had no expectation of hearing it live because what are the odds with such an extensive catalogue...but she played it and it was wonderful!

Yes, I have a list of words like that that i love to use also, but I often don't because people think you're trying to sound like a big shot. Learned that lesson back in high school. Got sick of hearing people go "ooooh, cacophony, ya say! Well well well!" Sorry that i read books, bro -_-

THIS PICTURE WAS 'SHOPPED!!!!!!1!

You can't elongate a human neck 6 inches with high heels or makeup. This is a whole new level of fucked.

I feel ya.

Imma let you finish, but i will respectfully disagree. The fact that these images we're constantly bombarded by are simply not real NEEDS to be reiterated. and often. Lest we forget and find ourselves right back at square one, staring at ourselves in the changing room mirror lamenting that our ankles aren't 3 inches…

I think they got it here, but on a related note it drives me up a wall when people use "nonplussed" to mean "not impressed and a little bit angry".